If you’re not coming out of the closet in Hollywood (NBA, WWE, or the local community theater) these days, you’re simply not working. To nobody’s surprise, that annoying YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, his name is something else for real, came out on YouTube, to complete the circle of social media gaiety. He says he had to make a public declaration of his gayness because so many people were asking. I guess those would be all the people who couldn’t decide whether the super effeminate boy with sparkle around his eyes from acting class was gay or not. So, the morons. Figglehorn seems very okay with his sexuality, he’s got a squeaky chubby fag hag best friend, he should be fine. In fact, he probably just tripled his career earnings potential. If you think you’re going to be a successful actor in Hollywood without sucking a little manstick, you’ve got another thing coming, Harrison Ford, up for Star Wars sequels, I’m talking to you.