Hillary Duff Not For Nothing

May 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Duff’s posturing on Tinder appears to be a stunt for an upcoming reality show she is producing where she gets herpes from the valet guy. I’m still undecided about whether I’d suck a dick for a million dollars but I’m pretty confident in Duff’s response. Can we sell it in Bulgaria? She described the fascinating time she joined […]


Hillary Duff Banging Down the Ladder

April 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Duff signed up for Tinder presumably because they paid her thousands of dollars to do so, although there’s also a strong possibility she is using it to satisfy her blue collar fetish like most chicks do before they marry their plastic surgeon. Duff claims this is the first time in her life she’ll have […]


Hillary Duff Looking Sharp

March 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Duff Instagrammed herself in a bikini and gave a shout out to All the Moms Out There because taking photos of your tits and ass in inexorably tied to making other people: “Hey #moms #westillgotit ? #loveyourbod” You’ve still got it. I’m not sure about the rest of America. Have you been to a […]


Hillary Duff Knew Exactly What She Was Doing

May 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hillary Duff took to Instagram yesterday to let her fans into a very special moment in her life, by posting a photo of her sharing an embrace with her son, along with the message, “This is everything.” That’s pretty beautiful, isn’t it? A mother and her son, and all that truly matters in the world […]


Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back

March 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Aaron Carter is still in love with his teenage girlfriend Hilary Duff and is acting like a middle school girl on Twitter to prove it. The two of them dated when they were 13, back when Aaron could only dream about meeting his future broke and unemployed hero self in ten years time. They would […]