Samantha Hoopes Sells Magic Mike XXL

By Lex June 26, 2015 @ 11:41 AM

Samantha Hoopes Magic Mike XXL Premiere
Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to declare that he liked to end his ride on the range with a smoke and some pussy. Ask David Spade if he’s banged over two hundred models and he’ll laugh and call it a rumor. Then he’ll smell his fingers and remember them all, sorted by hair color and lawsuit. This is the age of gender fluidity. You can still be my friend, but I’m picking you last in paintball. Stereotyping is how I win trophies.

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Jada Pinkett Smith Goes Out Shopping In A See Through Shirt In Beverly Hills

By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 11:01 AM

Jada Pinkett Smith Goes Out Shopping In A See Through Shirt In Beverly Hills

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Jada Pinkett Smith Looks Fucking Fantastic

By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 4:50 PM

Jada Pinkett Smith Leaves LAX In A Weird Zebra Shirt And Braids
Jada Pinkett Smith must be laughing at how lesser women fall to pieces when rumors of their spouses’s infidelity start swirling around. In her years in Hollywood she’s probably had to comfort tons of these basket case wives whose showbiz husbands are reportedly sampling the ladies outside the wedding bonds. So don’t look to Jada to be anything but a rock with reports of Will Smith getting friendly with young Australian actress Margot Robbie. If you notice Jada shaving her head and taking on the guise of Ogbunabali, the Igbo God of Death who kills the unfaithful in their slumber, it’s just a fashion statement.

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Ahh. Yes. Yes of course.

By brendon August 24, 2011 @ 4:50 PM

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As you no doubt heard, the new issue of In Touch came out yesterday and claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separating after 13 years of marriage. Will and Jada quickly issued the worlds least convincing denial, but if they had known what the article actually said (via Gossip Cop), they probably wouldn’t have even bothered.

The magazine alleges that Jada “destroyed” Anthony’s marriage to Jennifer Lopez (as well as her own) by sneaking around with Anthony behind her husband’s back.
Will supposedly uncovered her “ultimate betrayal” when he caught Jada with Anthony (her “HawthoRNe” co-star) in the Smiths’ Hidden Hills mansion.
Smith’s “suspicions” were “painfully confirmed” when he came to the house unannounced “under the cover of darkness” … Smith “left the house crying” and was “very upset” because Anthony was supposedly inside with Jada.
The following day “it was as if all hell had broken loose” with Jada moving some of her belongings out of the couple’s home and Will allegedly firing staffers he suspected of “covering up” for her.

Oohh, yeah, yeah, and after that JLo and Jada wrestled and fell into the pool at the country club, while Willow fell deeper under the spell of the schools new bad boy Jericho Hawk, and other insane shit that only happens on General Hospital.

Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 6:08 PM

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LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew)

WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT – were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn’t true, and now they’ve issued a statement saying, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” Oohh. “Intact”. What a romantic word. I guess things really are going great. “My wife is very suitable”, Will went on to explain. (twitter, access hollywood)

MEGAN FOX – confirmed that she’s having the tattoo on her forearm of Marilyn Monroe removed, saying, “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Oh relax Megan. It’s not Ed Gein for Christs sake. (us)

BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER – are expecting their third child to go along with their daughters Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2. No word yet on if its a boy or a girl, or what stripper/wish granting cartoon mouse they’ll name them after. (people)

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett broke up. Maybe.

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 1:58 PM

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are on the cover of the current ‘Architectural Digest‘ with their adorably cliché Hollywood family, and although they look happy, the new In Touch says it’s a photo shoot of lies!

After 13 years of marriage, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have decided to separate, an insider tells In Touch Weekly exclusively. They have two children, Jaden and Willow, together. And Jada is stepmother to Will’s son, Trey, from a previous marriage.

But both Us.com and TMZ have denials from sources who say the In Touch story is a complete fabrication and that Will and Jada are still very much together. So what’s the truth? None of your god dammed business! Butt out! I’ll ask the questions around here!