By Lex January 21, 2016 @ 7:07 AM
Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family sibling who started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitload like Robert but with a vagina and extensions. Arquette calls herself an activist which is an industry term for long out of work. Arquette saw Jada Pinkett Smith bitching about her husband not being crowned for that shitty NFL concussion movie and boycotting the Oscars for being super white and got a big bug up her ass about outing Jada and Will as closeted queers:
LGBTIQYLMNOP organizations were quick to condemn Arquette’s rant. Though even they had to admit that bit about Benny Medina fucking Will Smith up the ass was pretty spectacular. Gay rights groups constantly remind the public that coming out is something you do on your own terms. Or something we will do for you if the hush checks stop rolling in. We’re not lenient like Scientology. None of Arquette’s barb seemed to have anything to do with whether or not the Oscars should start giving out all their awards to black British actors instead of just white British actors. If we’re fixing problems, let’s start with why Alexis can’t seem to ever get a close shave. It’s odd to consider that she’s not even close to the strangest Arquette.
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By Lex June 26, 2015 @ 11:41 AM
Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to declare that he liked to end his ride on the range with a smoke and some pussy. Ask David Spade if he’s banged over two hundred models and he’ll laugh and call it a rumor. Then he’ll smell his fingers and remember them all, sorted by hair color and lawsuit. This is the age of gender fluidity. You can still be my friend, but I’m picking you last in paintball. Stereotyping is how I win trophies.
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By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 11:01 AM
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By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 4:50 PM
Jada Pinkett Smith must be laughing at how lesser women fall to pieces when rumors of their spouses’s infidelity start swirling around. In her years in Hollywood she’s probably had to comfort tons of these basket case wives whose showbiz husbands are reportedly sampling the ladies outside the wedding bonds. So don’t look to Jada to be anything but a rock with reports of Will Smith getting friendly with young Australian actress Margot Robbie. If you notice Jada shaving her head and taking on the guise of Ogbunabali, the Igbo God of Death who kills the unfaithful in their slumber, it’s just a fashion statement.
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By brendon August 24, 2011 @ 4:50 PM
As you no doubt heard, the new issue of In Touch came out yesterday and claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separating after 13 years of marriage. Will and Jada quickly issued the worlds least convincing denial, but if they had known what the article actually said (via Gossip Cop), they probably wouldn’t have even bothered.
The magazine alleges that Jada “destroyed” Anthony’s marriage to Jennifer Lopez (as well as her own) by sneaking around with Anthony behind her husband’s back.
Will supposedly uncovered her “ultimate betrayal” when he caught Jada with Anthony (her “HawthoRNe” co-star) in the Smiths’ Hidden Hills mansion.
Smith’s “suspicions” were “painfully confirmed” when he came to the house unannounced “under the cover of darkness” … Smith “left the house crying” and was “very upset” because Anthony was supposedly inside with Jada.
The following day “it was as if all hell had broken loose” with Jada moving some of her belongings out of the couple’s home and Will allegedly firing staffers he suspected of “covering up” for her.
Oohh, yeah, yeah, and after that JLo and Jada wrestled and fell into the pool at the country club, while Willow fell deeper under the spell of the schools new bad boy Jericho Hawk, and other insane shit that only happens on General Hospital.
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 6:08 PM
LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew)
WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT – were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn’t true, and now they’ve issued a statement saying, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” Oohh. “Intact”. What a romantic word. I guess things really are going great. “My wife is very suitable”, Will went on to explain. (twitter, access hollywood)
MEGAN FOX – confirmed that she’s having the tattoo on her forearm of Marilyn Monroe removed, saying, “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Oh relax Megan. It’s not Ed Gein for Christs sake. (us)
BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER – are expecting their third child to go along with their daughters Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2. No word yet on if its a boy or a girl, or what stripper/wish granting cartoon mouse they’ll name them after. (people)