Farrah Abraham Isn't Welcome Back To Teen Mom

Not that I'm bragging or anything, but I can name two former Teen Mom stars – Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans. We all know the first one because she thinks that she's a celebrity ever since she faked a sex tape with the most recognized male porn star in the world, and despite claiming that she's now a good Christian girl, she is releasing a line of smut novels. The other one is an idiot drunk who has been arrested...read more

Jenelle Evans Is Apparently Proud Of This

You could pick me up by my ankles and dangle me over the balcony of a very tall building while demanding that I tell you the names of three of the women who appeared on MTV's Teen Mom, and there's a really strong chance that I'd be flattened on the sidewalk in a matter of 20 seconds. Beyond Farrah Abraham, I couldn't name any others, and I already feel like a filthy bag of shit for knowing that, but hey, she's the one...read more

One Of Those Teen Moms Was Arrested Again

In 2011, former Teen Mom "star" Jenelle Evans was arrested for violating the terms of her probation after she tested positive for opiates and marijuana. Back in August, she was again arrested for drug and paraphernalia possession, and she was all smiles in her booking photo above, because it's just hilarious how people don't learn and spend their lives running in and out of a courtroom at the expense of taxpayers. And...read more

Jenelle Evans Says She Wasn't Drunk She Was Just Trying To Fuck And Drive

Jenelle Evans, Teen Mom star and example to girls everywhere, says that she wasn't drunk when she was arrested for a DUI, she was trying to have sex with her boyfriend...while driving. The incident happened on September 7th when cops pulled the winner over for driving erratically. When asked why she was acting that way she told the cop that it was because she was attempting to get her fuck on while operating a motor...read more

Jenelle Evans Failed Her Drug Test

MTV's switch to low rent reality programming was a small price to pay for never having to see a Sugar Ray video again. Still, they have killed a lot of cast members or sent them to jail or got them into porn. Like Teen MomJenelle Evans who is going back to jail for the tenth time or so. She came up positive on her probation drug test. And I don't mean positively brilliant. Though she does seem positively happy about...read more

Jenelle Evans Is Still Dumb

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has the cognitive reasoning skills of a baby squirrel. Because of that she has lapses in judgement from time to time, like when she was arrested yesterday with a lot of heroin. Jenelle was arrested at her home in North Carolina after police were called to the house on a domestic violence call. She was found with 12 bindles (small foil packages) of heroin in her possession - Radar She said...read more