By Lex August 28, 2015 @ 8:41 AM
Jennifer Aniston got privately married to that actor who wears a motorcycle helmet to ensure she’d be as boring as humanly possible. Her long standing ‘I don’t need a man to be happy’ shtick was the last vestige of interesting. She’s back on set with Jason Sudeikis working on the next modestly amusing comedy you might watch four years from now on HBO if you forget the title. Her skin looks amazing. Especially around her nipples. Find the positive.
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By Jack August 06, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Rachel from that shitty Friends show, (AKA Jennifer Aniston), married her longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux in a secret wedding. And nary a fuck was given anywhere.
Read all about her latest grab for relevance. (TMZ)
Berit Birkeland shows off her topless tits in a pool. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Enjoy Stella Maxwell’s dirty dirty nipples. (Drunken Stepfather)
Can you tell the celeb by the tits? (COED)
rosie Roff is an Instagram babe with big ‘ol titties. (Hollywood Tuna)
Josephine Skriver is all lingeried up just for you. (Popoholic)
Hot chicks, scantily clad, in beds. (The Chive)
By Lex January 16, 2015 @ 10:47 AM
A you stole my man with your slutty vagina accusation lingers on through eternity. At the time, it seemed easy to peg. Jennifer Aniston was vanilla ice cream and Angelina Jolie was hot pussy juice flavored ice cream and stole Brad Pitt because he has a dick and that’s how dicks works. Jennifer Aniston has spent the past decade pretending like that’s not what happened and she’s crazy fuckable. Angelina Jolie has spent the past decade doing every possible thing she could do to become less desirable. Adopting the united colors of Benneton babies, directing important films because somebody has to, and hatcheting off her breasts to counter future cancer. All of which goes to show Brad Pitt’s lucky bastard karma isn’t what you think. Also, I might be sexist for saying that shit about Angelina Jolie being less desirable now.
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By Matt January 16, 2015 @ 6:33 AM
Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging, Justin Theroux:
“He would have been the one. But I was 25 and I was stupid. He must have sent me Justin to make up for it all.”
Maybe that dude you fucked in Jamaica that one time was his way of saying thanks for dinner at Lawry’s that night he forgot his credit card. And that guy whose dick you sucked in the bathroom at the Playboy Mansion, still mad you talked him out of the Corvette. The comment struck a chord with Mujah Maraini-Melehi, who later married McDonald and probably bragged to all her friends who his ex was before it started gnawing at her. She says Aniston is exploiting the story to draw attention to herself so her menopausal breakout Cake can gain traction during award season.
She also says Aniston wasn’t around when McDonald had the cancer, because in death you hate your ex-girlfriends even more. Mujah wrote a long letter on Facebook explaining what a hypocrite Aniston is, and outlining pretty much every detail of her career and personal life in the process. I think she’s still holding onto the pain. It’s weird knowing someone you loved put his dick in such a soulless jack off. Try not to think about it. The tabloids are full of shit. Except the blessings shit Aniston said about her current boyfriend. That’s bonafide.
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By Jack December 16, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Old crone Jennifer Aniston wants the media to stop pressuring her to shit out a flesh-colored baby turd already. This isn’t like asking the Yankees if they’re going after pitching in the offseason. Aniston’s about to turn 46. She can find sperm. She clearly doesn’t want a kid.
Jen might as well have her vagina removed and get an old lady haircut. (Dlisted)
Boxer Elliott Seymour admits he took a dive in that fight with Mickey Rourke. (TMZ)
I’d still like to make love to Jennifer Lopez’s booty. (Huffington Post)
Luci Ford covered topless? Don’t mind if I do. (Drunken Stepfather)
Britney Daniels’ booty in short shorts will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)
Oooooh, Edita Vilkeviciute wears lingerie and it is very very sexy. (Popoholic)
Sarah Palin porn star look-a-like Lisa Ann retires from fucking on screen for money. (Busted Coverage)
By Lex December 16, 2014 @ 10:56 AM
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