The New York Daily News says today that my beloved Snaggletoth is now dating Justin Long, the Die Hard 4 and Mac guy who previously dated Drew Barrymore. According to Rush and Malloy…
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other."
I sat here for like 30 minutes and tried to think of one single reason to ever fuck Kirsten Dunst, and I couldn't think of even one. Even if you made her cum and gold coins came spilling out of her, so what. At what price dignity, my friends?
So apparently Drew Barrymore is now dating "Live Free or Die Hard" co-star Justin Long. My heart is in my throat right now. From all the excitement. I'm giddy. The New York Daily News says:
Drew Barrymore lip-locked with actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas' Jet Nightclub at the Mirage, with best buddy Cameron Diaz in tow. The trio sat in VIP, where Drew and Justin "got cozy and made out in a corner table," says our spy.
I honestly only barely even remember who Drew Barrymore is. What the hell does she even do? No one sees her movies because she just makes the same GD one again and again. Her movies go good with lipstick. No dude would ever see a Drew Barrymore movie. If he did, you'd heard him say, "I was trying on some pretty dresses and ballet shoes while watching a Drew Barrymore movie…"
