The New York Daily News says today that my beloved Snaggletoth is now dating Justin Long, the Die Hard 4 and Mac guy who previously dated Drew Barrymore. According to Rush and Malloy…
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other."
I sat here for like 30 minutes and tried to think of one single reason to ever fuck Kirsten Dunst, and I couldn't think of even one. Even if you made her cum and gold coins came spilling out of her, so what. At what price dignity, my friends?
Nice acne at that mug.
Or on. Either way, you've got acne.
Dignity is sometimes over rated. Not in this case though.
Because she's Kirsten Dunst? That's really the only reason. And those tits. I think they'd be nice to play with.
Well, she must have something? Damned if I can see what it is though….
She looks like she smells of vomit.
“were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas”
Margaritas are for pussies who can’t just do a damn tequila shot!
Margaritas are fine, as long as they are in a pint glass
She has a classic….something or other profile.
And I bet the shampoo companies will soon be forming a line to ask her to be a spokesperson.
"If we can make Kirstin's hair look good, we can make you a star!"
What is that on her face? Is she coming down with a case of the Amy Winehouse?
Isnt that just her face?
Is she coming down with a case of the Winehouse, or did Winehouse come down with a case of the Dunst?
I sat here for like 30 minutes and tried to think of one single reason to ever fuck Kirsten Dunst, and I couldn't think of even one.
It's not like he's going to bag Scarlett Johannsen or Keira Knightly–Snaggletooth is really the only viable way for a D-lister to fuck his way up in the world
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Both of those would imply that they had some kind of close contact. Zombie lesbian porn?
WTF is he thinking… he's not sleeping his way to the top, but instead fucking his way to the middle. uuurghhh, I don't want to even imagine what her snatch tastes (much less smells) like - she's so foul.
I personally would like to thank Justin for "taking one for the team"…he must have needed a slump-buster…
well she's ran thru a decent list of famous dudes so there has to be something to this bitch - i just can't figure it out
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Again, I liked her in "Interview with two Gaympires". I mean "like" like "cute little girl"