Kathy Griffin Too Desirable for the Gays

By Lex January 04, 2016 @ 7:54 AM

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People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year’s Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the gay cast of CNN characters, not exactly sure what to do when Griffin stripped down to her bra at ten to midnight. The moment combined several elements of the worst New Year’s Eve party you ever attended. Why is Grandma taking off her top? I know Grandpa’s dead, that’s not an answer.

Kathy Griffin survives the eons on truckloads of plastic surgery and the prayers of the ten thousand men who worship her like a cock that tastes like zero calorie pizza. This is precisely kind of shit Rudy Giuliani cleaned out of Times Square twenty years ago. You see a broken window, you fix it. Or else drugs and prostitution moves in. Then murderers. Eventually, old fag hags in bras. Then you’re done because there’s nothing worse.

Kathy Griffin Naked

By Lex June 26, 2014 @ 11:44 AM

Kathy Griffin Poses Nude And Covered For A Photo Shoot By Tyler Shields
Kathy Griffin posing naked reminds me of that old saying, ‘Why the fuck is Kathy Griffin naked?’ Sure, with the right lighting and complex angles and makeup and a reformed congregation full of plastic surgery, at fifty-three she still looks like a woman who wasn’t particularly good looking at thirty-three, but why now, Kathy? I could have gone my entire life without seeing how the sausage is made. Obama, where the fuck are you and your drones when you’re really needed?

Photo Credit: Tyler Shields

Kathy Griffin Is a Goddamned Wizard

By Travis May 01, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Kathy Griffin was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, where she probably talked about all of the new and awesome things happening to her career, which translates to random celebrity encounters that she can now dress up to sound way more entertaining and exciting as she talks a ton of shit about everyone in Hollywood. But before her interview began, she posted this photo from the green room to her Instagram account, and we should probably remind everyone at this point that she’s 53-years old and there are very few 53-year old women that we want or need to see in a bra. If anything, though, this is a great selling point for Instagram, because the site has always been able to make new photos look older, and this one looks like it was taken 35 years ago.

Demi Lovato And Kathy Griffin Are Feuding Over Lady Gaga’s Vomit

By Travis March 26, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Kathy Griffin is 54-years old and has made a career out of shitting on celebrities, both talented and worthless, and Demi Lovato is 21, a popular singer and one of the judges on one of those stupid singing shows. Despite their three decade age difference, the two are apparently in a Twitter feud because Kathy called Demi the “biggest celebrity douche” after she acted outraged over Lady Gaga letting an “artist” vomit on her at SXSW. Demi’s fans have been calling for Kathy to kill herself in a variety of colorful ways ever since Demi Tweeted and deleted the above photo, but this whole thing is just way too stupid to devote even this much time to. If these two don’t like each other and want to settle it, they should have to fight to the death. That’s how all bullshit twitter feuds should have to end from here on out, because social media should only be used by unknown models who want to post nude photos. All the rest of this bullshit is just interfering with it.

Kathy Griffin might be the devil

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 11:12 PM

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Maybe it was just coincidence, but when I opened this picture of Kathy Griffin with no makeup, it started to thunder outside, and all the plants in my room died, and then I got really sad and started to cry, like there was no point in living anymore.

(image source of kathy and her boyfriend on a hike in runyun canyon yesterday = fame/flynet)

Kathy Griffin is in a bikini (I apologize)

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 5:44 PM

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Kathy Griffin, who is 50, was in a bikini in Palm Beach earlier today, and it was every bit as unpleasant as you might imagine. She’s so pale and pink and wrinkled the first 30 minutes of her foreplay must just be some unfortunate bastard between her legs making puzzled sounds as he flips through a book and tries to figure out what parts are vagina.

(image source = inf daily)