Katie Holmes went for a workout in LA yesterday, and on one hand it’s nice to see a famous actress who knows that the paparazzi photograph everything she does but doesn’t care if she occasionally looks like a normal person. On the other hand, fuck that. Famous actresses need to look hot all the time, with perfect hair and big tits. If I wanted to see normal girls I wouldn’t be on the internet. (image source = fame)
07.18.2011 Katie Holmes stomach is upsetting
There’s nothing wrong with Katie Holmes. It’s perfectly normal for a woman’s stomach to look like this after she has a child. And that’s one of the many, many, many reasons why kids are a plague upon this earth, and need to treated as such. I hate those useless little fuckers. They ruin everything they come in contact with. Tom Cruise must want to punch Suri right in the face. Katie used to be hot. Now she looks like she’s moulting.
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07.05.2011 Damn you Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes and Suri were at the pool this weekend, but not the pool at their house. It was their hotels pool in Miami. So it’s not one of those times when the paparazzi are a million miles away and the pictures are all blurry. But after seeing Katies belly button, what a treat it would have been if it were.
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06.20.2011 Yes. Katie Holmes too.
Katie Holmes was also in a bikini this weekend, spending yesterday on Miami Beach with her daughter Suri, and if I could go back in time I’d go back to this morning and warn me that Katies stomach looked like this now, no doubt because she had that stupid kid, and not to open the pictures. So if science could get off their ass and invent a time machine, that would be great.
FUN FACT: the bag Katie is using with the horse on it, the one covered with sand and salt water, is from Hermes and cost $2,700.
05.16.2011 its Katie Holmes in a, um, bikini?
Katie Holmes was in Miami today, teaching her daughter Suri how to swim at their hotels pool, and then, right in front of everyone, she paraded around like some tarted up whore. You could see her back and ankles and everything. Where are my stones!
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05.11.2011 Katie Holmes is or is not pregnant
Even though OK! magazine is about to run a cover story with a picture of Katie Holmes and the word “official” and an exclamation point in big letters above “Yes, I’m pregnant” in quotation marks, a rep for Tom Cruise was insisting today that she’s not, which is the same thing Katie was saying yesterday.
So are Tom and Katie lying or is OK simply wrong? Or is OK maybe the ones who are lying? Or maybe Tom got an editor at OK pregnant and this is her way of telling Katie. Jesus Christ, these magazines are complicated.
