Cops Called On Noah Cyrus’ Rapper Ex For Disturbing The Peace

December 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I decided that mischief wasn’t for me after figuring out the best employment available to habitual offenders with records was Burger King Drive-Thru. And that’s if you’re lucky. Because now fast food positions are being labeled as actual careers,... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Sister Is Done Dating Struggle Rappers

November 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I hate to admit that Kim Kardashian is an influential figure. In 20 years she’ll probably have an entire paragraph dedicated to her in history books, right after the Rosa Parks section. What other woman has started with a... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Sister Swept Off Her Feet By Rapper

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I feel like there needs to be an official study done to finally determine whether a slut gene exists. And if so, how to properly weed it out with eugenics. At this point, talentless women becoming overnight status symbols... READ MORE