thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon March 04, 2010 @ 7:08 PM

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NICOLE KIDMAN - has been replaced in a movie by … Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety)

LOST - has run out of time, according to the writers and producers, and there is simply no way to wrap up all loose ends and answer all the questions by the end of the series in May. When asked for a comment, one group of hardcore fans yelled unintelligible profanity for almost an hour. (washington post)

JESSICA BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - are still very much together apparently, because today they’re skiing in Switzerland. And after zzzzzzz snooorrrre zzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz, snoooorre, zzzzzzz. (just jared)

KATHERINE JENKINS - is a 29-year-old UK opera star who yesterday began a tour with concerts more like Britney or Madonna. Some people only like her because she has a beautiful singing voice, but those people are superficial jerks. She was born with that. What about the real Katherine. What about going a little deeper. Like her big jugs, for example. And her money. And let’s not forget her big jugs. (daily mail)

morning headlines

By brendon February 03, 2010 @ 12:06 PM

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CONAN O’BRIEN - is one step closer to a deal with Fox, with CEO Rupert Murdoch saying, “If the programming people can show us we can do it and make a profit, we would do it in a flash.” Conan is real popular with college students, so maybe one good way to make money would be to have Andy sell weed out behind the studio. (radar)

JAMES CAMERON - doesn’t think ‘Avatar’ will win the Oscar for best picture. “I believe it’s very unlikely that we will win because I made such a jackass out of myself last time.” He also says ‘The Hurt Locker’, directed by his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow, is the biggest threat. Then he added, “It’s good if you don’t mind watching movies in 2D, like some kind of stoneage fag.” (imdb)

LOST - This flight may cost more, but I have a bad feeling about that Quantas one. I don’t wanna risk it. (college humor)

SARAH HARDING - is a member of the UK girl-group Girls Aloud, and she’s been in Barbados all week modeling different bikinis. None of them were that great. In hindsight I maybe could have hyped these up a little better. (splash)