NICOLE KIDMAN - has been replaced in a movie by … Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety)
LOST - has run out of time, according to the writers and producers, and there is simply no way to wrap up all loose ends and answer all the questions by the end of the series in May. When asked for a comment, one group of hardcore fans yelled unintelligible profanity for almost an hour. (washington post)
JESSICA BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - are still very much together apparently, because today they’re skiing in Switzerland. And after zzzzzzz snooorrrre zzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz, snoooorre, zzzzzzz. (just jared)
KATHERINE JENKINS - is a 29-year-old UK opera star who yesterday began a tour with concerts more like Britney or Madonna. Some people only like her because she has a beautiful singing voice, but those people are superficial jerks. She was born with that. What about the real Katherine. What about going a little deeper. Like her big jugs, for example. And her money. And let’s not forget her big jugs. (daily mail)
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I suspected that would happen on Lost. Thus, it’s officially a poorly written show that was a just series of random tangents. Winner: me, for not watching.
Jessica, if you added “Fist” to your bot-post, it would be slightly amusing.
Now there’s a pair of assets I can get behind. I’d like to invest heavily in that portfolio.
Sorry just got done tweaking my 401-k
real or bolt ons?!
She has nice bewbz.
bolt ons but nonetheless awesome!
Remember when Nicole Kidman who’s a natural redhead was hotter than Selena Gomez, whose father sells oranges, or something….oh yeah, that’s right she still is.
La Boobheme? La Tittyatta? Madam Booberfly?
I thought that chick was Parker Posey.
Steff: pffff! classic chick mistake – checking the face *before* the rack
I know. I’m a nerd. That and it’s a slow loading computer. And I’ve been up since 7. Thats an eternity.
YOU are a nerd? For chrissakes, I was making opera jokes.
I missed them? Wow, when I actually work I sure miss a lot of bullshit. A greek man followed me and a friend for 4 blocks today. He told me he can spell the alphabet with his tongue.
She can bari-my-tone any day of the week.
Not sure what that means, either.
Go up a few posts to Opera Joke Central @ 20:28
As for your follower, tell him using a keyboard is a lot quicker … or was he possibly meaning something else?
I gotta go. I said I gotta go!
We had to tell him we were lesbians to get him to go away, and then he said we were losers. I spent the rest of the day crying. Opera jokes is I think, too classy for this site. You outclassed us all. Applause.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” Richbeautymeet.com”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Spelling the alphabet with your tongue is a novice cunnilingus technique. It’s what dudes do when they are unable to read signals and how a woman is responding to what they are doing. Amateur.