Maria Conchita Alonso Will Not Be Talking About Her Vagina in Spanish

Those of you waiting to see Maria Conchita Alonso perform the Vagina Monologues in Spanish are shit out of luck. The Venezuelan movie star of one film back in the early 80's appeared in a political ad with some California politician in a cowboy hat who used to be a Minuteman patrolling the Mexican border for illegals. This pissed off every person who's ever listened to Spanish language radio who flooded the more