Mariah Carey Tits Bomb At Rockefeller Center

By Lex December 04, 2014 @ 9:31 AM

Mariah Carey Cleavy While Preforming At The Rockefeller Tree Lighing Ceremony
Each December Mariah shows off her tits and nails her All I Want For Christmas standard and sends people off to buy cheap gifts for people they absolutely hate because that’s Christmas. This year, Mariah missed her pre-taping because she was in court trying to keep Nick Cannon from getting her money in a divorce hearing. NBC decided to let her run completely live. Mariah weaved her limo between riotous Eric Garner protests throughout the city, showed up out of breath and off key, and caused many children to ask their parents if Santa Claus was real and why he let this happen:

If I were there I would’ve applauded politely as well. And punched anybody who asked for an encore.

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Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Cleavage In A Blue Dress At The 2014 Fresh Air Fund In New York

By Lex May 30, 2014 @ 10:33 AM

Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Cleavage In A Blue Dress At The 2014 Fresh Air Fund In New York

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Mariah Carey Rode The Subway Like Normal Slobs (VIDEO)

By Travis May 30, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Mariah Carey decided that instead of simply attending the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes Gala last night in New York City with her tits hanging out like she normally would, she’d make an adventure of journey to the event, and share it with everyone on Vine and Instagram. Her idea of humor seems to be sexually-transmitted from her husband, Nick Cannon, who is about as funny as a dozen babies in a wood-chipper, because she thought it would be a trip to put on her tit-revealing gown and take the subway and a cab to her big event. But along the way, to prove what a pair of huge tits of the people she is, she stopped to let normal people compliment her on her gown, because she’s really just like the rest of us, except much wealthier and locked into a fake marriage that nobody believes is real.

Mariah Carey Showed Off Her Breasts And Kids For Terry Richardson

By Travis May 09, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Mariah and Terry 4

Now that her marriage to Nick Cannon is supposedly on the rocks, it’s time for Mariah Carey to turn the breast exposure up to 10 and let any 30-year old actors out there know that she’ll soon be single and looking to assist in boosting their careers, so long as they’re willing to sign a contract and maintain an image of love and happiness, no matter how transparent it may be. So the best person to help her do that is controversial photographer Terry Richardson, who was the man behind her recent shoot for Wonderland magazine. This time, Mariah made sure to pick out some sexy lingerie that not only accentuated her most prized assets, but she also brought her kids along to take what I’m sure will end up being her Christmas photo this year.

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Mariah Carey’s Breasts Are On A Magazine Cover

By Travis April 30, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

It’s very possible that Mariah Carey is some kind of evil sorceress, the way that she seemingly can’t age and somehow manages to be the mystical force that keeps Nick Cannon employed and successful despite the fact that he is horribly untalented. In fact, her love for posting photos that reveal the majority of her breasts is one of the only reasons I even know what Instagram is, and now she’s using that magical power of hers to make us care about something called Wonderland magazine. Mariah is on the cover of the upcoming issue that will be released on Friday, and the way that the publication’s art designer chose to capture her with a simple white background just artistically magnifies how precious and priceless her 45-year old body really is. Now if she could just remove the spell that she cast on Nick to stop sharks from tearing him limb from limb while we all watch, this world could be a truly beautiful place.

Photo Credit: Mariah Carey’s Instagram

Nick Cannon Is Still Bragging About Kim Kardashian

By Travis April 03, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

“Whiteface” pioneer Nick Cannon went on the Howard Stern show yesterday to talk about the nonstop shitstorm that he’s been brewing for himself, starting with his idiotic whiteface routine and leading up to his list of famous sexual conquests. Despite being married to Mariah Carey and having children with her, Nick bragged last week that he slept with, among other C-listers, Kim Kardashian, and he thought that was cool because people already knew about them. Still, he ended up admitting that he regretted listing the famous desperate women, but that changed yesterday with Howard Stern, as he used the platform to brag about how awesome his sex life is with Mariah, whom he claims has no clue who Kim Kardashian is. This is all pretty remarkable considering the two things that people don’t really give a shit about is where Nick Cannon puts his dick and his comedy.

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