Dina Lohan Blows a .20 For the DUI Cops

By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 2:10 PM


The minute Lindsay Lohan said she no longer blamed her parents for turning her into a substance abusing gutter crawler, I knew she had not completed her training. All that bullshit about getting past the hate is utter nonsense. You’re supposed to hate people that are rotten. That’s why God invented the power to hate. Dina and Michael Lohan are exactly who you’re supposed to loathe. I hate them and I didn’t even have to listen to them having make-up sex after the bruisings like Lindsay did. Fuck Oprah and every other fat woman who claim to have the answer to inner peace. You don’t get over things that make sense. C’mon, Lindsay, just call them wretched pieces of human fecal matter and suddenly you won’t feel the need to sleep with a vodka bottle tucked next to your womb.

Dina Lohan got busted in her beemer cruising at twice the legal limit B.A.C.. Her first order of business was to concoct a phony excuse about police abuse at the scene. Her second step was to be thankful she didn’t have a job of any kind to get to in the morning.

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