When Playmate Kimberly Phillips (facebook) wore nothing but her glasses as part of her pictorial last month (NSFW here), it made glasses sexy again, and some people are saying Megan Fox was getting in front of the hot look sweeping Hollywood when she wore a pair yesterday to get coffee. And by “some people” I mean, “me. Just now. In that previous sentence”.
But if you need any more proof that this is falls sexiest trend, I have dozens of drawings of Kimberly, and she has her glasses on in every one. On horseback in a bikini, riding a dolphin in a bikini or even riding a dolphin after taking off her bikini, this sexy style is everywhere you look. Especially if you look in the wish book under my pillow.
(image source = fame pictures and playboy cyber club)
Megan Fox has broken up with Brian Austin Green a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out, probably to date me, but look at him. Look at him as they walk around Silver Lake yesterday, with Megan in a slightly see-thru shirt. He’s oblivious. He has no idea he’s on borrowed time. He has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s this rock I found. GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
(source = inf daily)
Fox has a list today of famous Hollywood people who have gone on record to say how awesome weed is. They don’t say it like that, they fancy it all up, but that’s what they mean. Among others on the list:
Megan Fox: “I’ve done drugs. I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized.” She’s called on the government to legalize weed on many occasions, saying she would be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints.”
Brad Pitt: During an appearance on ‘Real Time with Bill Maher,’ Maher recalled being at a New Year’s Eve party with Pitt: “You just, all night rolled these perfect joints…the most perfect joints I have ever seen…” Brad shook his head and replied, “I’m an artist.”
Johnny Depp: “Look, I have nothing to hide. I’m not a great pothead or anything like that… but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.”
I’ve never done any drugs and I don’t drink or smoke because I’m such a sweet boy, but weed should still be legal because I hate the government and fuck you why can’t you just leave people alone. Unfortunately no one listens to me. I’m pretty much just eye candy around here.
Megan Fox went shopping for some home furnishing stuff yesterday in Los Angeles, and her shorts are a good reminder to us all that sometimes less is more. Megan Fox is so wise.
(source = wenn)
Megan Fox has posed for a series of hot new ads and yesterday was officially named as the new face for Armani. Her face is also the official bullseye during my sex fantasies, but who says it can’t be both? OK says…
MEGAN FOX will strip down to her underwear as the new face and body of Armani. The Italian fashion house has confirmed the Transformers star will follow in the footsteps of Victoria Beckham, who fronted the autumn/winter underwear campaign with her husband.
Megan will also be the new official worldwide face for Armani Jeans for next year.
…the soon-to-be unveiled adverts were shot by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, who also took the Beckhams’ underwear ad pictures.
There are no good Megan Fox pictures lately, so here are some from 2001 when she was a very dorky 15-years-old. With some photoshopping these would also be good for the underwear campaign. The problem with Victorias Secret is that they don’t have a kids section, so this could really give Armani a sexy though seemingly illegal advantage.
DAVID HASSELHOFF - spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there’s so much legal weed only an hour away by plane. (the sun)
NIC CAGE - owes over 6 million dollars in back taxes. Might be a bad idea to cheat the IRS when your income is listed in a number of prominent daily Hollywood newspapers. (tmz)
JON GOSSELIN - gave his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Her 9th birthday. Considering he acts like his kids are keeping him from the sexy party life he deserves, I get the feeling this will come up during his trial one day soon. (popeater)
MEGAN FOX - is for sale. Sort of. Or at least the clothes she wore in the Transformers sequel are. And since I’m going to buy them and scrape them for DNA then make a harem of my own Megan Fox’s, then yes, Megan Fox is for sale. (auction here. hq jump here)
