A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus that flipped and not on scene after the crash. People magazine says…
“It was one of our tour buses, but not Miley’s,” her manager said. “It was one of our buses that transported our lighting crew.”
An investigation is underway to determine exactly why the bus – part of a four vehicle caravan – drifted off the road and overturned. One person, presumed to be the bus driver, died.
Another report is suggesting the driver died while at the wheel and that’s what caused the crash. Just to make sure Mileys rival isn’t behind this, I should take Selena Gomez into custody and search her. Yes ma’am, I know this is uncomfortable. Yes, panties too I’m afraid. I do have to record all this yes, I’m sorry. Just take your time. Nice and slow, that’s it. Okay now bend over for me please.
MILEY CYRUS - shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not illegal. “This sort of thing” of course meaning, “dangerous insanity”. (popcrunch)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is on the verge of death, this time according to her mom. Actually that should say, “according to her mom, according to her dad”. He says he has tapes of Dina Lohan admitting that Lindsays drug addiction will kill her sooner than later. I hope it’s sooner. This shit is really getting tedious. And I’m fit as a fiddle so what do I care? (ny daily news)
CURRENT SONG = the leak of the new 50 Cent track with Eminem. If I knew any black people, I would go, “Damn that shit is tight.” And then they would think I was real cool. (download it on mediafire)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - is in trouble because of Sundays episode which featured Larry David accidentally getting urine on a picture of Jesus. “I don’t think it’s funny,” said InsideCatholic.com publisher Deal Hudson. I’m surprised Hudson feels this way. I would think a guy like that would love a good joke. I bet he just laughs all day long. (e online)
SOPHIE MONK - was caught by the paparazzi as she walked around in a slutty costume yesterday. When asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party, she said, “What’s Halloween?” (pacific coast)
CUTE COLLEGE GIRL - some of the girls on the “cute girl” page will have one or two good pictures but that’s about it. Nikki on the other hand gets hotter and hotter with every new picture. In fact I’m trying to find a state that will let me marry this one. (college humor)
MILEY CYRUS - has been named the Worst Celebrity Influence by teen girls in an AOL poll. In fact she ran away with it, taking 42 percent of the vote. Britney was second with 27 percent. Selena Gomez was named the Best Celebrity Influence, and in a related story, Selena had 5 new pedophile laws named after her this week. (nbc)
MICHAEL JACKSON - might haunt you from the grave because a picture taken of him during his autopsy may be made public soon. Although it seems hard to believe these will be any worse than every other picture taken of him since 2002. (pop eater)
STEPHANIE PRATT - was officially charged with her DUI today. 10 days ago she was arrested for a .09 BAL. The legal limit is .08. They’re being tough on her as part of the DAs plan to randomly enforce laws. This way makes it more exciting! (wonderwall)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - changed bikinis from before. This new one is sort of a green color. You can be sure that Tyler will stay on top of this story and report new developments as they happen. Now back to you in the studio, Ken. (source = fame)
Miley Cyrus sang one of her big hit songs and did a stripper-pole dance thing on top of a (ice cream?) cart at yesterdays Teen Choice Awards, and it was every bit as sexy as that made it sound. The video above is a bootleg because the show won’t air for a few weeks, but the choreography is so exciting, this might be the most amazing one-shot since that Tony Jaa hotel thing (this).
Bored indifference swept over the crowd as her sexy moves set the mid-afternoon on fire. In fact they were too turned on to even pay attention. She should move to one of those countries where applause is considered rude. Then she’d be all set.
MILEY CYRUS - Popeater has some uncomfortably sexy pictures of Miley from this months Elle magazine. Is it wrong to objectify a young religious teenager in a fashion magazine? Even I have lines that can’t be crossed. That’s not one of them though. (popeater)
ASHLEY OLSEN - has confirmed she’s given up acting to work full-time in fashion. Meaning “How The West Was Fun” can never be topped. (source = star)
LORD EVIL - aka Black Voldemort, has been identified. The man who startled the world when he sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday is Darryl Phinnessee, a longtime Jackson session musician. Uh, Phinnessee? Really? Is that a name or did a cat write that part of the story? (source = mtv)
KATY PERRY - played the Main Square Festival in Arras, France this week. As always, one second she was hot, the next it was right back to annoying. It really is like she’s just screwin with us at this point. (hq jump = here)
I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one second that you’re supposed to be staring at high res pictures of a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, and we’ll do that because pretending is fun, just like staring at a 16-year-olds ass in a bikini, but there’s really no way to explain why you have a picture of a little kid in a bikini. At best your explanation would be that your erection was in honor of the other underage girl, but the cops will still just focus on the mostly naked kid. Sounds like they’re the perverts, not me.
