Miss Rhode Island is the 2012 Miss Universe

By brendon December 20, 2012 @ 4:31 PM

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Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old sophomore at Boston University and current Miss Rhode Island, became the first American in 15 years to win the Miss Universe pageant last night, when she… uh… won the Miss Universe pageant.

And of course she won. Look at the neckline on her gown, or on this costume that would be kinda patronizing if a foreigner was wearing it. This girl gets it. I know what people like, and what they like is tits.

(image source = getty, wenn)

miss universe is here to help

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 9:49 AM

I’m sure some horrific new Chris Brown details will come out soon enough, but until then, look, tits.  Because Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, is at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas this week.  I don’t know who is in charge of Venezuela, but they should replace their flag with that banner picture.  I started to look up who was in charge of Venezuela but it turns out that no one knows.  Mostly because I spelled it "Veniziela".  I was going to look it up with the correct spelling but I'm pretty quick to give up, and surrender at the slightest bit of adversity.