Even These Tired Armenian Whores Couldn't Make the VMAs Interesting

I don't know what the hell happened at most of this year's VMA Awards. I fell asleep when Beyonce was singing something really loud and woke up two hours later and she was still fucking singing. Then she had a staged kiss with Jay Z and slapped him when she saw he was... read more

Selena Gomez Picked A Great Dress For The VMAs

A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night's MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you'll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like a pre-teen boy from 1983 while... read more

Katy Perry And Riff Raff Have The Same Stylist

I don't know which is worse: A) That Katy Perry showed up to the MTV Video Music Awards last night with her breasts completely covered up by the rug from a late-70s porn set, B) That Katy Perry rocked the stupid rich white lady wearing a grill schtick less than a week... read more

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