The Lifetime Membership Is Back on Mr. Skin, But Not for Long

November 24, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

It's a rare occasion that compels the folks at Mr. Skin to offer lifelong access to the site for a super low price - but it's here, and it comes with extra freebies. 


Right Now, You Can Get Access to Naked News for Just $5!

October 6, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

The New York Times may be "the news that's fit to print," but Naked News can do one better: It's "the news with nothing to hide." 


Sit Back, Relax, and Unzip With the Naked News Labor Day Sale

September 1, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

Sexy anchors strip down on the news network that strips away the bullshit.


Ella Ross’ Rockin’ Midriff and Shit Around the Web

May 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Halle Berry naked Instagram post (DrunkenStepfather)

Robin Tunney throws shade at Miss USA (TMZ)

Pascal Craymer braless in see-through blouse (TaxiDriverMovie)

Frida Aasen shows her ass n' more (EgotasticAllStars)

Ella Ross rocks a bare midriff on the town (Egotastic)

Laura Vandervoort is bootylicious (Popoholic)


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July 30, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men of all ages spend most of their time trying to get paid or get laid. You take a break every now and then to call mom and let her know you're not in jail. That's the bottom floor... READ MORE

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July 15, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you've ever contemplated joining the Naked News bandwagon, this is the time to get that shit. For $149 you can get a Forever Membership to Naked News. Lifetime. For Forever. No rebills ever. I don't know, how many... READ MORE

Mr. Skin and Naked News Just $4 A Month for Super Bowl Weekend

February 6, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s one and only one rule at my Super Bowl party. You may not shit in the toilet. Shit before. Shit after. You are not destroying the bathroom. I’m serving nachos. I have no yard. Plan accordingly. The god-fearing radicalized... READ MORE

Best Black Friday Gift to Thineself

November 28, 2015 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess this is an ad. Far be it from me to tell anybody how to spend their good Christian holiday cash. Jews I think get free gifts as part of the banking conspiracy. But you could do worse... READ MORE