It’s nice to see that the foppish dandies who run GQ over in England are just as snooty and dim witted as the ones over here in the Colonies. Nicole Kidman usually gives boring interviews because she’s a dullard, but in this one she actually hinted at something interesting. “Well that’s enough of that,” the GQ reporter thought to himself. “A big star and her sex fetishes? Boooor-ing!”
The Daily Mail says…
But in one of her most revealing-ever interviews, Nicole Kidman let slip how her experiences of love ranged from ‘mundane’ marriage to ‘strange sexual fetish stuff’.
The 42-year-old actress, currently married to country singer Keith Urban, said her life had been about exploring different types of love.
‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ she said.
And that’s the last we hear of any sex talk. Not that Nicole Kidman is so great or anything, but if she had a hot Asian girl shoving things into her ass while Tom sat in the corner and cried, I wanna hear about it. Even if she didn’t do that I wanna hear about it. In fact, if Nicole Kidman could make up a bunch of super detailed lesbian sex stories, that would really help me out.
(theres like a hundred screencap pics of kidman getting naked in ‘eyes wide shut’ here. if you save them then click fast enough, it’s like a movie)
Is Nicole Kidman even American? If not she needs to zip it.
Nicole Kidman spoke to the US Congress yesterday to accuse Hollywood of contributing to violence against women by portraying them as sex objects.
Kidman was speaking yesterday in her role as a UN ambassador to a House foreign affairs subcommittee that is considering legislation to tackle violence against women overseas.
When asked by Republican representative Dana Rohrabacher whether the film industry “played a bad role” in the way it portrayed women, Kidman replied “Probably”.
If Nicole Kidman was still hot I would go rape her, because according to that first paragraph, technically it was Hollywood Movies that raped her. I didn’t want to, but the movie made me. It’s a disturbing pattern. After watching ‘Rocky’ I was Heavyweight Champ for 15 months, and after seeing ‘Patton’ I went around slapping cowards and ordering them back to the front. Won’t someone help me!
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Nicole Kidman and the cast of "Australia" were in Sydney last night for the epic movies world premiere, but hold on to your hats, because Nicole had shocking news for both her fans. Nicole says…
"I’m pale and bony, and people often think their house is haunted when I’m there."
No not really. The Daily Mail says…
She also revealed she's considering a hiatus from acting to have more children. 'I'm in a place in my life where I've had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,' said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise. 'There's many things I want to do besides act.'
I also have an important decision to make. Is Nicole still bang-able, or has time passed her by? I'm leaning toward No, she sort of looks Daisy Duck, and I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but there have been very very few that I wanted to have sex with.
I'M VOTING FOR MCCAIN – I'm sure Obama is a smart man, but … the tits. They’re very big. I must do what they say.
NICOLE KIDMAN IS AN IDIOT - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman said swimming in Australian Outback waterfalls may promote fertility and might have contributed to her unexpected pregnancy over the past year. I heard semen also works, but I don’t have an Oscar so just ignore me. Nicole is probably right. The water is probably enchanted by magic fairies, and that’s how she got pregnant.
BRAD PITT FILMS A JAPANESE COMMERCIAL - Why did they dress him like this? And do that mustache? If the Japanese ever do something that isn’t completely batshit crazy, feel free to let me know about it. I'm surprised they didn’t chase him with some kind of penis octopus monster.
PETA IS FUCKING CRAZY - PETA wants Ben and Jerrys to use human milk in their ice cream. They got the idea after a restaurant in Switzerland announced it would use 75 percent breast milk in its food. PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies. In a related story, WTF?
BUY BRITNEY’S HOUSE - Britney Spears's six-bedroom, six-bathroom Studio City home is on sale for $7.9 million, according to Splash News. You have to take our word for it that this is her house, since she’s not standing on the roof. People in Montana must laugh their ass off when they see people in LA paying 8 million for a house crammed onto half an acre.
Nicole Kidman and her husband, country music star Keith Urban, announced today that Nicole has given birth to their first child, a little girl named Sunday Rose. She was born very early this morning in Nashville. People magazine says…
"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.
In the days leading up to the birth, the couple – who celebrated their second wedding anniversary on June 25 – didn't stray from their normal routine in and around Nashville, where they reside in a gated community.
From early morning stops at a local Starbucks for warm drinks to a little sweat at the gym later in the day (Kidman was a regular at spin and yoga classes during her pregnancy), the couple remained low-key.
"She's never been happier and healthier," says a close family friend. "She is absolutely radiant and enjoying nesting and homemaking with Keith at their new home in Nashville."
The pregnancy was first announced in January. Kidman has two other children with her former husband Tom Cruise: Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13.
It’s important to mention that Nicole Kidman has two other kids, because I’m not even sure if she knows that at this point. Poor Conner is gonna get arrested one day. He’s a black teenager and Nicole has no idea who the hell he is. She's gonna come home late one night and see him on the couch and call the cops. “Yes, he’s in the house right now, please hurry.”
I know Nicole Kidman is pregnant, and she can't get her botox anymore, but that still doesn't explain … this. She could maybe look worse if she had snakes for hair and spiders crawling out of her mouth, but that's really just a guess.. The way she looked watching her husband Keith Urban yesterday at the Blues and Roots Festival is the sort of thing you normally only see shuffling towards you in a haunted pyramid, just before I hit it with a flamethrower. I'm brave!
