Pras Michel Goes To North Korea

By Matt August 29, 2014 @ 7:39 AM

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Former Fugees forgettable Pras Michel is going to North Korea to watch an exhibition wrestling match. Pras is framing the event in delusional terms since he is friends with Barack Obama and thinks he or anyone else might give a fuck. Pras and Barack became buddies because Obama used to like the Fugees when he was smoking a lot of weed and knee deep in liberal arts ass. Pras spoke about his trip to watch a wrestling match between a Japanese politician and former NFL player as if he were going to seek spiritual awakening in Tibet and this was riveting on a national scale:

“Honestly, I don’t know if Obama knows I’m going to North Korea. He’s probably going to know – and at some point the State department is going to know – but this is not a political trip, this is just a human being going there to explore something.”

Everyone knows D-list celebrities get paid by dictators around the world to show up and smile at mandatory attendance events. North Korea is like booking an Indian casino weekend greeting gig, except you get paid in metric tons of fermented wood chips. Whatever awakening Pras finds, I am pretty sure Obama will not be waiting by the red phone for updates.

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