While David Beckham sat courtside at a Lakers game last night chatting up some mystery brunette, his wife Victoria was having dinner at Beso and the Daily Mail was looking at these pictures and deciding she has become dangerously skinny again. 

The frock hugged her terrifyingly small waist, while her protruding collarbone looked razor-sharp and her arms appeared sinewy.  Reports claim Victoria, who was dubbed Skeletal Spice at her thinnest, is now in panic mode over husband David's impending move to Italy.

Meanwhile, somewhere sexier, the nanny Becks allegedly had an affair with pranced around topless.  Victoria is a spectacular looking woman, so the question is this: is this the lamest excuse I’ve ever cobbled together just to show tits on the page?  Let the debate begin!

(picture source = splash news)