While David Beckham sat courtside at a Lakers game last night chatting up some mystery brunette, his wife Victoria was having dinner at Beso and the Daily Mail was looking at these pictures and deciding she has become dangerously skinny again.
The frock hugged her terrifyingly small waist, while her protruding collarbone looked razor-sharp and her arms appeared sinewy. Reports claim Victoria, who was dubbed Skeletal Spice at her thinnest, is now in panic mode over husband David's impending move to Italy.
Meanwhile, somewhere sexier, the nanny Becks allegedly had an affair with pranced around topless. Victoria is a spectacular looking woman, so the question is this: is this the lamest excuse I’ve ever cobbled together just to show tits on the page? Let the debate begin!
(picture source = splash news)
Nice big fakies on Nanny Becks. I wanna palm one.
Good Lord! Those are some rockin' titties!
Where's the Tengo Horde?
Nice gams, it must be like making a choice between jerking off with your right hand or your left hand. Whichever choice you make you still win.
There were a few lurking around earlier.
That's why my nanny is a 55 year old stubby Mexican woman. Job security, for both of us.
I coulnd't make it past one page of it.
It's disturbingly funny.
damn that nanny has a bangin rack
They arent actually fakes TW, and I think Becks should drop the stick and take up with the brunette, they look a lot better together
Br3nd0n has inadvertently fulfilled a long standing fantasy of mine by producing what I imagine Cha Cha DiGregorio from Grease would look like nude. Thanks B!
"his wife Victoria was having dinner at Beso"
which consisted of her licking the menu and then running to the bathroom to purge…
Tough choices? This is like saying that Guy Richie had a tough choice in whether to stay with Madge the Dry Stank Vadge or fuck new pussy. Becks has no choice at all: Time for new pussy and hand over Posh some parting cash.
Now (P)Rick, you underestimate Posh's penchant for starvation. She won't even lick the menu; she merely vomits after taking gulps of the restaurant's aromatic air.
And remember Ohm, she is game for anything
Tengo, check your PM. Gotta run to a meeting. Check back later. Thanks.
Aaah, the nanny is definitely worth the nut-busting, Rem. I'd give her a taste of the New York Black Snake and its creamy venom. Any. Damn. Day.
If I had to choose between the two, I'd fuck that nanny over the skeleton any day.
vote- Spice Girl… I'd hit that forever. Little fuck doll. Woo hoo!!!
yelraf, OK.
Rem, unless you've had your hands and/or tongue on them, they're fake — nipple's in a non-natural spot on a pair that round.
David Beckham flying to LA just to hook up with somebody?
That's just sad.