Brooke Shields Is a Crappy Escort

February 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Richard Lugner is that Austrian mall developer who pays half a million to one Hollywood celebrity chick every year to be his date to the grand Viennese Opera opening. Fifty bucks gets you a street hooker. Half a million buys you a B-list celebrity and... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis Date For Hire

February 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This old Austrian billionaire might just be my hero. He just married that German blowup doll one-quarter his age to be his regular pecker wetter, but he’s still doling out the 500K paychecks to get celebrity chicks in low... READ MORE

Richard Lugner Marries Younger

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no ambitious escort taping racist comments by billionaires in Austria. They all say racist shit and everybody raises their glass in cheers. That’s why octogenarian billionaires can receive tit jobs from 20-something barbie dolls without fear of being... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Is One Super Crappy Escort

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian has to be the world’s most disappointing hooker. She’s the classic underachiever, a high draft pick that simply doesn’t pan out in the world of whoredom. Kim accepted $500,000 for a date night with Richard Lugner, the... READ MORE