02.06.2012 Rihanna and her blond hair partied with Chris Brown

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Rihanna dyed her hair blond and put on her sluttiest top last night, then headed to Greystone Manor, which sounds like a haunted bed and breakfast, but is actually a club in West Hollywood. And there are reports (based mostly on this twitter) that she was there with Chris Brown, which will only help fuel the rumor that they’re back together.

Rihanna hasn’t said anything publicly about that yet, which could mean it’s simply not true, or that she’s been trying to signal for help in a code we’re not picking up on.

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01.25.2012 Rihanna got a “thug life” tat on her knuckles

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All these bitches be screaming that 2pac back, according to Rihannas twitter last night, but actually it was just her after getting “THUG LIFE” tatted on her knuckles. Just like Pac had on his stomach. Except hers is pink. So it’s not very thug, but it would make for a fascinating hand job.


01.18.2012 Rihanna is reportedly in the new Armani ads

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Rihanna has a new series of ads for Armani, though you wouldn’t know it by looking at the ads. Why even hire someone as a model if you then photoshop them for as long as it takes until they look nothing like the person you hired? It’s as if Armani thought, “We want Rihanna in our ads, but let’s not get carried away.”


01.12.2012 it’s the best Rihanna picture ever

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When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk.

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10.12.2011 Rihanna is Esquires “Sexiest Woman Alive”

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I meant to mention this yesterday but Esquire has named Rihanna as the Sexiest Woman Alive. I’m not sure how they reached this conclusion, but I can only assume it involved picking random names out of a hat.

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09.27.2011 Rihanna was topless

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So apparently this is why that farmer was so upset. Though actually she appears to be wearing pasties or something over her nipples so she’s not really topless. Or maybe she was topless until that dumb farmer had to butt in. Next time mind your own business, jackass. What, is no one gonna buy your stupid wheat because a topless girl is in it? It’s wheat for fucks sake, not a Christmas card.

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