
More terrifying news today for Sandra Bullock and her vagina, because it turns out the girl Jesse James had unprotected sex with is a white supremacist drug addict. I told my racist mechanic about this and he said, “Drugs? Well, no one’s perfect I guess.” And then he laughed but I didn’t get it. Probably because I’m such a sweet boy, and pure of heart. But I digress. Radar says…
The woman who allegedly had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James supports ‘white power,’ gives the Nazi salute and does pornographic shoots in her home in the San Diego area
In this photo, you can see her tattoo that has the initials “w” and “p”, meaning white power, on the back of her legs.
In court papers connected to her divorce from and custody battle with Ronald Shane Modica, Michelle is portrayed as being bi-polar and using drugs.
In a declaration filed January 27 of this year, Modica says of his ex-wife: “It seems as the years go by Avery’s mother slips more and more into stripping, pills, alcohol and performances she does online, pornography that she has brought into her home. There have been pornographic shoots there and live WEB cam pornographic broadcasts from her house.”
Modica also charges about his ex wife: “There are coffins in the living room and child block magnets on the refrigerator that spell out White Power…her other son Elijah is Jewish and she thinks it’s funny that she makes the Nazi salute.”
According to Modica, Michelle is bipolar and “has also been dating gang members, one of whom showed up at my doorstep in I suppose a way to intimidate me.”
On the bright side, the sex was probably worth it for Jesse because there’s no way this chick is anything but a filthy whore. No matter what the question was, the answer was always “yes”. On the bright side for Sandra Bullock, um … let me come back to this one.
(If Michelle is reading this by some miracle you need to contact Jim Norton immediately because he loves you. He’s way more famous than Jesse James. And he’s a fancy gentlemen. He would never treat you like this scoundrel.)

For an alleged naked model and stripper, it seemed to take forever to find naked pictures of Michelle Bombshell (under the cut), who is of course the chick Jesse James ruined his marriage to Sandra Bullock for. It really is amazing. Apart from being a white female, this chick is 100 percent opposite of Sandra Bullock. Sandra is clean and proper, Michelle is a dirty slut. Jesse didn’t just cheat, he did it from the top of Fuck You Mountain, and then he shot some signal flares into the air and yelled “look at me everyone”.
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Sandra Bullock moved out of their house when she found out her husband Jesse James was cheating on her, but he’s acting as if there might be some hope for their marriage. He was seen this morning wearing his wedding ring, and now he’s issued an apology to People.
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Well, look, I think this guy is an idiot, but that is very definitely an apology. When someone says “I deserve everything bad that is coming my way”, he knows he’s fucked up and he’s not pretending like what he did was ok. So you can’t beat him up over this. But will it work? Who knows. Lots of unanswered questions. Such as, aren’t Jesse and his sleeves and “choppers” due back in the 90s? Is he allowed to stay here in our time? How does that work?

It wasn’t until yesterday that news spread about Jesse James cheating on his wife Sandra Bullock, but she obviously knew about it before then, because she moved out on Monday. People magazine says…
The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.
According to Forbes, Bullock is worth 85 million dollars, so all this retard James had to do was have sex with Sandra Bullock forever and he’d get to split 85 million dollars. If anyone has ever been this fucking stupid before, the government has kept it under wraps, so as not to embolden our enemies.

This easily could have been part of the post below, but Tyler does better in google when I have headlines like ‘Michelle Bombshell naked’ (full size pic here).
According to her bio, she’s in med school and 90 percent (90?) covered in ink. Sounds like she’ll be a good doctor. Unless she would have to estimate something on the human body for some crazy reason. “How big should the incision be doctor?” “Um, 7 feet.”
People are always claiming to be the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, but the girl Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with really is. At least according to the bio on her soft core porn site.
Hi Boys, I’m Michelle Bombshell, the busty tattoo goddess of your dreams. I’m 90% covered in the most artistic tats ever, head to toe. Except for my DD boobs! I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam. Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.
With all those tats, I think she’s a big partier. But is she? Let’s find out together.
With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier. Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugardady to teach me and be my sexy mentor. If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit.
I finished two years of medical school – they didn’t like my forehead tat so much! Now, I especially love to have affairs with doctors. Their medical talk makes me hot! Want a LIVE anatomy show and tell? If you like fit chicks with big boobs and tattoos, you will find no hotter live American cam girl in the world!
Woah woah woah. By the way she was going on before I thought I wouldn’t ever find a hotter tattooed busty webcam goddess. Now it turns out I might if I go oversees somewhere. If I have a hot and steamy webcam affair, the girl better be the bustiest and most inked. Otherwise I would feel silly.