Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

By Travis August 29, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn’t be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at and acting around his Gravity co-star, Sandra Bullock, at the Venice Film Festival yesterday, it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility that he’s sleeping with her just for shits and giggles. That way, when he goes back to sleeping with three 19-year old models this weekend, he can joke, “The last broad I slept with was as old as all of you combined.”

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Sandra Bullock is racy

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 2:44 PM

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Sandra Bullock dressed up as Jessie the Cowgirl yesterday to take her son Louis trick or treating in LA. As you can see, he wore a Buzz Lightyear costume, which is actually kind of weird because in the movies Jessie and Buzz are the sentient doll equivalent of boyfriend and girlfriend. But whatever.

And if you don’t remember, Bullock adopted Louis, who is almost 3 now, in January of 2010. She was NOT raped, and will get very very mad if you assume she was and approach her to offer your sympathies, even though you’re only trying to be polite. Because apparently that’s a crime now.

Jesse James did not “diss” Sandra Bullock

By brendon December 06, 2011 @ 6:15 PM








Last night during the premiere of his season on ‘American Chopper’, Jesse James dismissively referred to Sandra Bullock simply as “some Hollywood actress”, and I know this because dozens of celebrity sites (including UsE!Access Hollywood and the Huffington Post) are saying he did, all with a report that is basically some version of this:.

Jesse James continues to be in the running for worst ex of 2011! His latest comment for consideration comes in the form of a slam about ex-wife Sandra Bullock.
“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad,” Jesse said (as) he apologized to his fans (we’re not exactly sure who and where these “fans” are!). “I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

Problem is that everyone is skipping over the first part, where he explains why he moved to Austin and mentions her by name, which puts things in a better context.

“I started coming to Texas about 6, 7 years ago, because Sandy lived down here. I just felt relaxed here, and now I can look out and see trees, and birds. I just became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad and feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

So in reality he said that he moved cross country to spend more time with Sandra Bullock, which is actually a nice thing to say, yet it got twisted into a dismissive insult by a sector of the media run almost exclusively by women and gay guys so they could make a guy who cheated look like an asshole. Or at least that’s how I’m preemptively spinning what they do, just in case I ever get caught cheating on someone famous.

Sandra Bullock looks pretty good

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 3:45 PM

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Sandra Bullock is 47, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This has to be filtered through that, but she left a gym in West Hollywood today and looked pretty terrific. So I never would have thought I’d have sex with a girl almost 50, but here we are.

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Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan

By brendon March 17, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

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Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it’s no surprise that she’s now written another million dollar check in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

CNN says…

It is the largest celebrity donation to the Red Cross to be announced since the disaster struck last Friday.
“The American Red Cross is extremely grateful for this generous support from Sandra Bullock … This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan.”

When that mean old bitch Julia Roberts heard about the generosity of her former rival, she got into the charitable spirit too and instead of throwing her watermelon rinds away, she placed them on some newspaper for her housekeeper. “DO YOU…”, Julia then paused from shouting and pointed at Renae because she assumed the lady didn’t speak english even though she was born in Riverside. “DO YOU WANT THIS? IT’S FOOD. FFOOODD.” And then Julia pantomimed eating a watermelon. “FOOD,” she continued.

“FOOOODD!”

(you can follow Sandras example and donate to the Red Cross here)

Friday headlines

By brendon January 14, 2011 @ 4:30 PM

Captain America: The First Avenger

CAPTAIN AMERICA – has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK – are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)

SELMA BLAIR – is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)

ALICIA SILVERSTONE – is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)