Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50 filters I tried on photoshop. It’s damn near 2012 and we still can’t see through a girls clothes?! For Christs sake, even Fred Flintstone had x-ray glasses, and his dog was a fucking dinosaur.
(image source = pacific coast)
At the risk of undoing all the good work Julri did earlier, here are pictures of Cher and her 64 year old nipples at last nights premiere of ‘Burlesque’ in Madrid, Spain. To be honest, her tits don’t really look that bad. To be honest again, I don’t have a girlfriend, and get laid only occasionally. Those last two statements are almost definitely related.
JWOWW - has turned down a $400,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” That money is gonna look pretty good a year from now when she’s strapped to a spinning wheel of wood while someone throws knives at her. (huff post)
DIANNA AGRON - of ‘Glee’ posted about their sexy GQ photo shoot. “If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?”
I have a message for concerned parents too: I don’t give a fuck about your stupid kid. You had it, you raise it. Dianna can bake the little bastards into a pie for all I care. (tumblr)
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - but only if you’re a hot, slutty girl. Or a regular, slutty girl who can keep a secret. (twitter)
BRANDY NORWOOD - said she hasn’t had sex in years, but wearing a sheer black shirt with no bra is a good way to break out of that rut. Because I’ll rape her. (getty, pacific coast)
Halle Berry wore this slutty little outfit last week at some Ralph Lauren party, so last night, when she wore a see thru dress to celebrate whatever the hell Swarovski Elements is, I was hoping that she was turning into some kind of whore. Because whores are great.
Between the trampy shorts and heels Miley Cyrus wore yesterday, and the invisible shirt she changed into to go out with bff Demi Lovato, we’ve seen like 98 percent of Miley in the last 24 hours. It makes you think it’s gonna be game on after she turns 18 in two months (November 23rd), and can get implants and do whatever she wants. It’s gonna be like unleashing a dragon. On your balls.
Many had their doubts this past month when Lindsay Lohan was telling everyone that all she wants to do now is focus on her career and be taken seriously as an actress. But ever since getting out of rehab, she’s gone shopping a lot in see thru shirts and shown people her tits, making any skeptic look like quite the fool.
