Sofia Vergara Makes Kmart Seem Bouncier

By Travis May 16, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Sofia Vergara makes Kmart look okay

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has been a spokesperson for Kmart since 2011, so this isn’t really anything new, but considering most people didn’t even know that Kmart had a website, it seems like her modeling efforts for the company should still be commended. As the Daily Mail shared, Sofia has used her best assets to make her creatively named Sofia clothing and jewelry line seem more interesting compared to the rest of Kmart’s ordinary array of things that old people die in. In fact her bathing suit photos look almost exactly like most of her modeling work, except those random photos and the ones that she posts on Instagram are far less likely to get you arrested for taking your pants off in a Kmart ladies section.

Photo Credits: Kmart

Sofia Vergara In A Sexy Photo Shoot For The May 2014 Issue Of Women’s Health

By Lex April 17, 2014 @ 11:23 AM

Sofia Vergara In A Sexy Photo Shoot For The May 2014 Issue Of Women's Health

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Sofia Vergara Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of GQ India

By Lex November 21, 2013 @ 3:11 PM

Sofia Vergara Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of GQ India

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Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Went To The Emmys

By Travis September 23, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Sofia Vergara isn’t the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, nor is she the most talented actress on TV or in movies, or even on her own show. But she is still the highest paid actress on TV and that’s obviously because men can’t ever stop staring at her tits. Sofia could be facing life in prison because of video evidence that shows her butchering dozens of small children before lighting their bodies on fire, but I guarantee the judge would at least consider letting her off with a warning if he thought he had a chance to see her topless.

(Photo Credits: Getty)

Sofia Vergara In Low Cut Dress For Her Birthday

By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

Sofia Vergara In Low Cut Dress On Her Birthday Filming 'Chef' In Los Angeles
The Latin ladies seem to be far more self-aware than our homegrown actresses. Like Sofia Vergara. Knowing that her luxurious lifestyle is bought and paid for by her fabulous jugs. There’s no pretense about ‘the craft’ here. Just Sofia, flashing her moneymakers, and happy as a clam that her tits are worth millions. Why do I find that so refreshing? I’d say enlightenment but it’s probably just sexism.

Photo Credit: PCN

Sofia Vergara Is Still Great At Instagram

By Travis June 27, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

The key to operating a good, entertaining Instagram account is balance. Take, for instance, Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, who just last week posted a picture of her perfectly-shaped, heavenly ass. This week, to make sure we weren’t bored, she posted some photos of her frolicking in her skimpy Kmart bikini top, thus completing the circle and keeping everything balanced.

Meanwhile, if Kmart was smart, every new commercial would just be Sofia doing random things, like bouncing on a trampoline or eating a banana or playfully experimenting with another woman in a hot tub. I’m willing to bet that might boost sales.