Friday Afternoon Headlines

OPIE AND ANTHONY - are offering $25,000 to any girl who can prove they had sex with Manti Te'o. Because even though he told Katie Couric yesterday that he was "far from gay", being gay or a complete dumb fuck are the only possible explanations for the things he's done. And that sweater. (opies twitter) TINA TURNER - has apparently lived outside Zurich in Kuesnacht, Switzerland, since the mid 1990's, is now renouncing...

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