“WHO LAY CRUMPLED ON THE GROUND IN PAIN”

August 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You know how during hurricanes the news is always telling you to go outside while strapped to a giant sail? Oh. You don’t? A news crew was on Fort Lauderdale beach when a huge gust of wind from Fay... READ MORE

SORRY LADIES, HE’S TAKEN!

September 20, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This is Shakira and her boyfriend on vacation this week in Miami.  I have no idea who the hell he is, but his hobbies include eating cookie dough and sitting very still.  Her hobbies include saluting Hitler and wearing tons... READ MORE