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Wayne Gretzky Tells Dustin Johnson To Stop Fucking Around

It's refreshing in these times of Sodom to see a dad unapologetically demanding his future son-in-law live up to certain levels of decorum. If you want to marry my ass-Instagramming daughter, you will not be fucking other men's wives, snorting coke, or drinking daily before 2pm. That's a high price as Wayne Gretzky just redlined Dustin Johnson's top three hobbies. Addicts tend to be pragmatic though and Dustin doesn't...read more