not even Brooklyn Decker can save this

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 2:22 PM

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Brooklyn Decker is also in ‘What To Expect…’, and was at the New York premiere last night, which changes absolutely nothing. No amount of Brooklyn Decker or Elizabeth Banks or the greatness of Anna Kendrick can make up for a movie with Cameron Diaz AND Jennifer Lopez.

The only way I’d ever find a seat and wait for the curtain to be drawn so I could watch those two cunts is if the state was about to execute them.

(image source = getty, fame/flynet. and here, because i love you very much, is an awesome, possibly nsfw brooklyn decker .gif.)

lookin’ good, Cameron Diaz!

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 1:46 PM

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Cameron Diaz may be a bitch, and a terrible actress who adds absolutely nothing to a character, but at least she’s monstrously ugly.

I actually might be doing that wrong, but the point is she was at the New York premiere for ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ last night, and holy fuck. About the nicest thing I can say is that there are moments when she could be Candice Bergens daughter, if Candice Bergen had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome

(image source = getty, wenn, fame/flynet)