lookin’ good, Cameron Diaz!

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 1:46 PM


Cameron Diaz may be a bitch, and a terrible actress who adds absolutely nothing to a character, but at least she’s monstrously ugly.

I actually might be doing that wrong, but the point is she was at the New York premiere for ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ last night, and holy fuck. About the nicest thing I can say is that there are moments when she could be Candice Bergens daughter, if Candice Bergen had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome

(image source = getty, wenn, fame/flynet)


(12) Comments

  1. LoK 05/09/2012 14:05

    The Mask was so long ago

  2. Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 14:06

    We’ve been taking a beating around here lately. Not like her face, but still a beating.

  3. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/09/2012 14:16

    IF you click on nothing else today, please click here.


  4. Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 14:17

    What’s the difference between Cameron Diaz and roadkill?

    There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

  5. Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 14:20

    Cameron, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you’ll have to find a new face.

  6. Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 14:22

    Cameron, your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

  7. Mr. Nutt 05/09/2012 14:25

    She is so ugly, when she does her makeup she looks like she’s been gang banged by crayola.

  8. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/09/2012 14:32

    NEW up NUtts

  9. harleydavidson 05/09/2012 14:49

    she reminds me of Skeletor. from the cartoon. not the movie.

  10. SomeoneluvsU 05/09/2012 15:02

    ok… “33 photos in gallery” constitutes cruel and unusual punishment…

    or at least really bad judgement

  11. UnfriendableMe 05/09/2012 21:35

    If a back ally muppet and a large mouth bass had a baby, it would still be more fuckable than her nightmare of a whores mouth. –My Grandmother

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