oh wtf ever

September 18, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other,... READ MORE

Happy Memorial Day

May 25, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Memorial Day is the day in the US when we celebrate Americas Number One-edness by reflecting on our militaries unrivaled ability to kick everyones ass thanks to the unmatched killing power of our Gears Of War-type weaponry that will... READ MORE

Seriously?

May 22, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he’s at Cannes to promote “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, but this would also... READ MORE