Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would be outraged.
This bitch carries on all the time about “loving who you are” and “I look great I’m not fat”, then she blatantly lies about what she is and how she looks. If she’s telling people she’s a size 2, even as she clearly looks like hell, girls who are a size 6 must be ready to kill themselves. They must think they’re a monster.
Those bikini pictures in Hawaii were taken 6 weeks ago. Amputees don’t lose as many inches as she somehow did overnight for the cover of Shape. And the sidewalk candid’s are from 3 days ago. You’re not foolin me, big ass.
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Memorial Day is the day in the US when we celebrate Americas Number One-edness by reflecting on our militaries unrivaled ability to kick everyones ass thanks to the unmatched killing power of our Gears Of War-type weaponry that will one day lead to Skynet. And since Pam Anderson is Canadian she gets no mercy. Yesterday she walked around Malibu in a bikini 10 years late, so please enjoy these thumbnails. And by that I mean don’t actually open the pictures, unless you do that thing to protect your eyes during an eclipse and view them though a pinhole poked in cardboard.
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Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he’s at Cannes to promote “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, but this would also do a good job promoting some sort of state-run selective infanticide program.
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