Memorial Day is the day in the US when we celebrate Americas Number One-edness by reflecting on our militaries unrivaled ability to kick everyones ass thanks to the unmatched killing power of our Gears Of War-type weaponry that will one day lead to Skynet. And since Pam Anderson is Canadian she gets no mercy. Yesterday she walked around Malibu in a bikini 10 years late, so please enjoy these thumbnails. And by that I mean don’t actually open the pictures, unless you do that thing to protect your eyes during an eclipse and view them though a pinhole poked in cardboard.
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Looks like she’s carrying loose change in her bikini bottom. Do Not Want!
So I said to myself…. self.
Looks like it’s me and all my friends here today. I knew none of you fuckers actually owned a computer.
I would do anal on Pam !!!
What the hell happened to that fine piece of Ass….is that what happenes when Tommy and Kid Rock Fuck the shit out it.
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out
Lefty????
This is Canada calling. If you can’t keep Pamela in the condition that we sent her to you, you might as well keep her.
I don’t know what this says about my standards, but I’d still hit it and hit hard…
NICE CUNT!
Poor CJ Parker
As I am a Canadian with free health care. I’d bareback the bee-atch!
Yeah, I’d still hit it
I threw up.
Then got a hard on.
Then threw up again, because I disgusted myself.
If it wasn’t for that bikini bottom her pussy lips would be hanging down to her knees.
requiescat in pace
Since Memorial Day is meant to honor the fallen, I found these pics tailor-made for ensuring all penises flew at half mast. While normally cougar MILF’s get me harder than battleship steel and telling my landlord that I should have the rent in early this month, my penis had to go and remind me of how Ms. Anderson once looked (SFW):
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I never thought I would ever say this, but I hate my penis.
I still would and so would all of you!!
(With a condom, of course)
“I still would and so would all of you!!”
Mac, without question; however, Pam today is like the last scene of the original “Planet of the Apes” - seeing Lady Liberty looking rode really hard and put up really wet (and awfully sandy) hurts the heart more than Heston’s overacting hommage to William Shatner…
A sun withered sea hag with hepatitis….DO NOT WANT.
Guess that Solomon guy she married last time for like 5 hrs in Vegas really did her in good..Sad ending to non existing carrer.Oh well NEXT?