09.17.2009 oh wtf ever

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Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would be outraged.

This bitch carries on all the time about “loving who you are” and “I look great I’m not fat”, then she blatantly lies about what she is and how she looks. If she’s telling people she’s a size 2, even as she clearly looks like hell, girls who are a size 6 must be ready to kill themselves.  They must think they’re a monster.

Those bikini pictures in Hawaii were taken 6 weeks ago. Amputees don’t lose as many inches as she somehow did overnight for the cover of Shape. And the sidewalk candid’s are from 3 days ago. You’re not foolin me, big ass.

(full size side-by-side here.  hq jump here)


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  1. SCUM 09/17/2009 15:36

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  8. Rokan 09/17/2009 15:37

    Fuck you

  9. SCUM 09/17/2009 15:38

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  11. SCUM 09/17/2009 15:39

    DB smokes hippy pole for liking the Dead.

  12. biggielaing 09/17/2009 15:39

    Scum’s an idiot.

    Who the hell wears heels to play tennis (besides scum)?

  13. Death to Finkle! 09/17/2009 15:39

    RR, ftw!

  14. RedRage 09/17/2009 15:39

    Woodman is going to be pissed!

  15. Prom Night Dumpster Baby 09/17/2009 15:40

    Is this a thread where we count the dimples on JLH’s ass and thighs?

  16. SCUM 09/17/2009 15:40

    The new Ben and Jerrys flavor is Bury Jerry.

  17. Rokan 09/17/2009 15:41

    Nah,

    Woods got 6, right?

    Anything more than four is just playing with yourself>

  18. leftnutofjesus 09/17/2009 15:41

    After I got her legs spread, you’d never see me again.

    My ballsack hanging out of her pussy will be all that’s visible.

  19. dirtydiane 09/17/2009 15:42

    she’s no kelly clarkson, that’s for sure…

  20. DB's Treasure 09/17/2009 15:43

    Scum, I like ALL kinds of music. I’ve mentioned that country is my favorite. doesn’t mean I’m a slack jaw who bales hay and throws a stingy roper over the crack of his sister’s ass.

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