Zoe Kravitz In A Bikini

By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 5:03 PM

Zoe Kravitz In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Zoe Kravitz added a nose ring since last time we saw her. She didn’t want to, but as a good looking showbiz kid she had to do something to fuck up her face. She’s also rumored to be dating Drake, which I guess is like a nose ring, but around your vagina. Either way it to ought remind her mom and dad to think twice the next time they raise a girl in privilege. When I have kids, I intend to raise them like Bosnian war refugees. Bleak, stark, hungry. When they’re adults and somebody offers them a sandwich, they will collapse in tears. It seems extreme, but it’s better than a nose ring.

Photo Credit: Splash

“sexy” Jennifer Aniston repulses people

By brendon July 22, 2011 @ 4:09 PM


Penn Badgley probably knew that Jennifer Aniston plays a dentist who is always sexually harassing her tech in the movie ‘Horrible Bosses’, but it seems he didn’t know that he gets mentioned by name before he went to see it yesterday with his girlfriend, Zoe Kravitz.

An awkward moment happened when Jennifer Aniston quips, “Did you see ‘Gossip Girl’ last night? I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy that I broke a nail.” Our source said, “The look on Penn’s face was priceless. They left the theater right after that.”

Wait. Your nails aren’t supposed to even hit anything. How did she break one? Was she stabbing herself in the vagina, is that what this scene is suggesting? Making Jennifer Anistons no doubt beaten and bruised vagina all scratched and bloody as well? Jesus I’m surprised more people didn’t leave, what is this, a snuff film?

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By brendon April 18, 2008 @ 12:16 PM

It's kind of weird to put up trampy pictures of someone for no other reason than that their parents are famous, in this case Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet.  But, hey, look, here I am, not caring. 

(picture source = inf daily.  question = does she have two nipples or is this just a horribly unflattering coincidence)