Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women are always complaining about being held to a double standard of beauty, so when they read about some plain girl or see a movie with the feral wolf-like thing in these pictures, it makes them feel good about themselves. "Look," Hollywood says, "here's a movie starring a sinewy old witch, and handsome popular actors are in love with her. There's no way you're uglier than she is. Not as long as you're reading this on earth."