Michael Douglas sure is smart

Michael Douglas told the United Nations that it should be embarrassed for failing to reach an agreement on nuclear weapons. During a visit on International Peace Day yesterday, Douglas lashed out at the organization for not addressing the nuclear issue at a summit last week.

“We could not come up with any wording or phrasing regarding the issues of nuclear proliferation. Hopefully the silence of that is going to be embarrassing and awkward enough for enough countries to go back and re-evaluate and see if we can’t come up with a plan. But I personally feel that a lot of this got out of control when we (the US) ignored some basic treaties that have taken years and years to create.”

One time, Michael Douglas said words someone wrote for him in a make-believe office in front of a pretend judge in a movie about the President, and he looks a little like Martin Sheen – who has also pretended to be the President – so I think its time we began to listen as they talk about stuff they heard about at a coke party in Malibu. I would have thought that would be obvious, but I guess not. I mean, he rang the peace bell three times, people. Three is a lot, but even still, not all of you are doing peace yet. Does he have to ring it four times. Or five. Its amazing he even had the strength left to make snide and ill-informed remarks about the United States. Screw you fireman and scientists, that guy is the real hero.