Angelina Jolie still has sex with girls

Obviously we’d all like to see Angelina Jolie finally have sex with me. But also great would be watching Angelina have sex with another girl. Wait, did I say “girl”, I meant to say “Calivin Klein model”. And apparently, despite her ongoing relationship with Brad Pitt, there’s still a chance for both of those dreams to come true. The always great Sun UK says today that Angelina’s lesbian lover has given this warning to Pitt:

“There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be. I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex.”

Jenny Shizimu has spoken for the first time about what she alleges is a ten-year relationship with Angelina. The two met in 1993 when they were filming the movie ‘Foxfire’, in which they played lesbian lovers. Some of the highlights from the Suns article:

“She’s always had lovers that she relies on. If she can ring you and you can meet up then she can take care of her sexual needs.”


“It seems like (Brad Pitt) comes from a different place. He wants to have kids and he wants to have a perfect marriage. She’s a tough woman who will do everything she wants to. I don’t think there is any way of controlling Angelina. She’s not going to be a housewife.”


“She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds