Eminem and Kim are getting remarried

The always great Star Magazine is reporting that Eminen is set to re-marry ex-wife Kim Mathers, despite a past together that could charitably be described as rocky. A source tells Star:

“Em told me, ‘I might as well marry her again. For some reason, we seem to be stuck with each other for life.’ It looks like they’re getting remarried after the new year.”

Surprising to say the least for anyone whose ever heard three seconds of an Eminem track, but another source confirms the Em still loves his ex:

“Kim is the only woman he trusts. She’s broken his heart, she’s made a fool of him, he’s wished her dead on his records. And he still loves her!”

You ever watch those true crime shows on A and E? Well, this is how almost all of them start. With a guy in a wife-beater saying I only did those things cause I love you so much, you drive me so crazy cuz I luv you so much. Then, about 30 minutes later, you see the cops opening an oil drum and they all lean back because of the stench, and a rookie in the background throws up.