Jessica Simpson is enhanced

Jessica Simpson is an amazing woman! So confident, so sure of herself! I really admire her. Some may say she looks ridiculous after getting collagen in her lips – if in fact that’s what she did – but quite frankly I can think of worse things than Jessica Simpson with thick and less sensitive lips. Obviously, she’s pretty dumb, but labradors are dumb too and look how great those are. She’s not going to be anchoring the speech and debate team at Oxford any time soon, so she’s experimenting with her looks a little, seeing what works and what doesn’t. She was super hot before, and a lesser person may have stopped right there, but not Jessica. So, in that sense, she’s a hero. The greatest hero of all, some would say.