Diora Baird is fantastic

I’m really feeling the whole Diora Baird thing lately. And with 3 movies in post and another filming, it seems we’re about to see more of her. Here she is at the premiere of ‘Annapolis’ last night. I can’t wait till she’s finally my girlfriend. God that’s gonna be great. Except we’re gonna have to move into a monkey house, or something with a steel floor that slopes down toward a grate, cause I’m just gonna follow her around all day begging for sex, and after that we’re gonna need to hose down the room. When we take our sexxxy vacations, we’re gonna have to have one suitcase with nothing but tarps and kitty litter, but I guess love means compromising. Honestly, even if you threw me into a patch of poison ivy, I couldn’t think about Diora for more than 5 minutes without masturbating.

And, of course, her Playboy stuff.