Mariah Careys sister is a whore

Mariah Carey must really have some awesome PR people, cause as TMZ reminds us again this morning, Alison Carey, Mariah’s older sister was arrested in Long Island last year for prostitution. For the second time. Alison pled guilty and is on probation. It would be hard for her to not plead guilty, since she often advertised on Craigslist and Eros. And as awesome as it sounds to bang the sister who kinda looks like that fat chick with the squeaky voice, be careful, since she’s had HIV for 16 years now. She had her first child at 18, her second 10 years later. Alison has often claimed she started laying on her back professionally to help Mariah’s music career. How that would help isn’t super clear. Mariah has very little contact with sis, but she has filed court papers on several occasions to gain joint custody of the second child. The first one is pretty much on his own, I guess.


But, whatever, it does makes you wonder about the crazy crap you hear about Mariah’s insanity. These things don’t happen in a vacuum. Based on movies I saw on Lifetime, I know that often a girl will be an honor student by day and a high class call girl at night, but the whole Mariah thing sounds more like a porno version of ‘Bewitched’. Jeez, they even gave the evil sister black hair. I’ve never thought about it before, but I’m guessing sex with Mariah is kinda like humpin a bean bag chair, so if you wanna kinda do that, and you also wanna get AIDS, man this is just your lucky day, isn’t it!

Umm, this should have been clear, but that picture is Allison, btw. Or ‘April’, as she called herself on Eros.