Scarlett Johanson is patient

January 20, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Scarlett Johanson confirmed recently what most have known for a long time, namely that Woody Allen is a dangerous sexual predator. She told Spin magazine:

“We’d be shooting some intense confrontational scene where we were going crazy and screaming at each other, and then the moment Woody would yell, ‘Cut,’ he’d turn to me and ask, ‘So how old were you when you lost your virginity?'”

I dare you to try that Woody Allen move at any other job. Go ahead, do it. Right after one of your employees gets done with her power point presentation about third quarter growth, right after she sits back down at the big mahogany table, go ahead and ask her about the first time a penis entered her vagina. Ask her how that was. Really give her the impression you haven’t heard a thing she said in the last twenty minutes and she’s only here to talk about teenage sex. If you can ramp up the creepiness factor by previously marrying your teenage step-daughter, well then awesome. C’mon, do it. What could go wrong? Oh, wait, now I remember – not only would you be fired and sued, but NOW would train a bobcat to rip your nuts off.


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