Toni Braxton is gonna get naked

Contact Music says that Toni Braxton – who still looks unbelievably great at 37 – is in negotiations to appear naked in Playboy, as long as she would only have to show her breasts and ass. Braxton says:

“I just can’t do the bottom thing because that’s really, really intimate and really personal. But boobies, what is it? A dime a dozen. You can buy some for $5,000. Who cares? But the thing down there, you can’t really buy that.”

I would normally never bring this up cause I’m so classy – it’s also why I begin my lovemaking sessions by giving my lady a 20 minutes massage while I compliment her nails – but since Toni started it, I really want girls to understand something. It borders on the miraculous when a girl has a really really nice rack, when everything is the perfect size and shape and all that, but it’s almost impossible to have a bad looking kitty. A two dollar razor and you can hide or show off as much as you want. Short of that hatchet-wound thing you see sometimes or the ‘giving birth to a black bear cub’ you see in 70’s porn, it really doesn’t matter. And even then, if the girl is hot enough, by the time she took her pants off, the last guys watch could fall out and we’d still just give her a high-five.