Odds Britney knows her kids name: 4 to 1.
Odds Britney could pick up the wrong child and not know it: 2 to 1
Odds Britney could find an uglier pair of glasses: 10 to 1
Odds Britney’s face could look more like a cartoon moon: 20 to 1
Odds Britney’s husband is banging some tramp in their bed right now: 2 to 1
Odds Britney’s husband is smart or considerate enough to use protection: 100 to 1
Odds this kid ends up with black nail polish and bangles, blowing guys at some party in the valley 15 years from now, empty and confused and craving love wherever he can find it because he was raised by the housekeeper: even.