Michael Jackson flies coach

Fox 411 says today that Michael Jackson – who has been living with his kids and nanny as a guest of Prince Abdullah, son of the King of Bahrain – is no longer welcome and has been forced to leave. Jackson is now penniless and was even seen last week flying from Bahrain to Germany and then Italy on commercial flights in business class. Jackson was paid 95 million from Sony Music in 1995, and had enough to buy the Beatles catalog for 47.5 million in 1985, but lawsuits and mismanagement have left him hopelessly in debt. He owes 270 million dollars in loans due in eleven days, and there is no indication he will be able to pay that and avoid foreclosure on his homes and personal assets.


Whatever. Michael Jackson is a racist, drug addict pedophile, so there’s really no limit to bad things I wish upon him. In fact, I read that Fox article twice hoping to see the phrase “and an axe handle broken off in his rectum”. Oh well, maybe next time.

(And yeah, that Marissa Miller banner has nothing to do with anything, except my undying love for Marissa Miller, and total lack of desire to find and edit Michael Jackson pictures)