Mischa Barton just got cooler

February 22, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The Mirror UK says that ‘the OC’ star Mischa Barton was quick to clear things up when asked about a so-called rivalry with pointless whore Paris Hilton, fueled by the fact that Bartons boyfriend Cisco Adler used to be engaged to Hiltons friend Kimberly Stewart.

“Paris isn’t my rival. I met her one or two times and she’s making out there’s this big rivalry between us and there so isn’t. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch.”

It probably wouldn’t break me heart to see something horrible happen to Paris Hilton. I feel like John Doe in ‘Seven’ whenever I even think about her. Normally women are at least good for sex and going to the kitchen to bake me a pie, but I wouldn’t even trust Paris to do that. Certainly not sex. I’d rather get head from a rattlesnake. At least then I wouldn’t have to guess what treatment I was gonna need.


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